Reason to NOT hit "random LJ"

[andysocial]

So, I had a few minutes to kill (ok, more like hours) and I hit the Random LJ button. Here's the pithy post I perused in my perambulations:

so yesterdai i wuz doin mai spanish project thingamahoosit n part of it wuz to write an obituary. i wuz gunna write dat one of mai frendz died, lyke mebbe joe or sumthin [lol no offense] buh den winnie IMs me n she tellz me dat shez killing justin timberlake. so den i decide to kill sum1 famous.

Does that make anyone else's head hurt? Why would you purposely type like that (or even lyke dat)? Ugh.