Goat ass

As in, fuck me in the...

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The local post has reduced their alert level from the highest to something just below, which nobody (with a memory reaching back to Vietnam for some) in my office could remember hearing of before. Meanwhile, it took me an hour longer to get through the gate this morning than Friday, and they've closed 40 or more parking spots, forcing everyone to walk about 1 mile to get from their autos to work.

This is reduced security? Either these guys screwed up last week, or they're just being dicks this week.

Store news

OK, I'm starting the process of customizing my Store, so I'm wondering if you all (or y'all as my wife would say) could give me some advice.
Would it be better to have one page on each store, with all the items orderable directly from that page, or leave it as it is now, with each item opening a new page for ordering?
Changing it would be non-trivial but certainly do-able.

Let me know, and any suggestions for new designs too. If anyone buys your idea, I'll give you a cut! (worth a shot, since nobody has bought jack yet)

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Update: Well, since I didn't have much to do today, I finished my first round of customizations to the two storefronts. I went with the easier all-in-one page. Let me know if it loads too slowly on a dialup and I can tweak it.