Texas

Never thought I'd see the day when I'd be looking forward to the idea of moving to San Angelo Texas.

It's truly a sad city that can't compare favorably with that bizarre combination of small town and biggish city, but such is life that I somehow ended up in just such a sad sad town. I mean, c'mon, the doctor didn't show up for the boy's doctor appointment this morning! My amazingly talented and intelligent wife can't get a job worth her time.

Comparison of bad cities

OK, so here are some of the ways in which San Angelo is better than Sierra Vista. If I've missed any, let me know.

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There are more restaurants, more and better parks, more people and thus the concomittant increase in other options.
The housing is cheaper, by an astounding amount.
We'll have a whole mess of babysitting options.

Most importantly, they have two broadband internet options for reasonable prices, while Sierra Vista has none.
Gotta have priorities.