Toys

I'm trying to figure out something. Is the Flexistar from this site the same as the Hexyflex or Octyflex that I had 10 years ago? I can't seem to find those older toys anywhere, so I'm assuming that the Flexistar line (which has a curiously similar name) is the successor. But, that Quix looks like the Octyflex...

Yep, I'm workin' hard!

Gimme Gimme Gimme

OK, if you haven't already gone to my wishlists, at least go here and think long and hard about how much you love me.

Sorry, got caught up in the whole "I'm a whore for attention" thing so prevalent on LJ this time of year. Maybe I should promise to flash my chest for presents? More likely be given stuff to keep my clothes on...

Beginning to look a lot like...

So, looking at stats for the first couple days of December:

• XXXmas is the #1 search term.


• "A t-shirt that slut on it" is a search item, so maybe someone will buy the SGT Slut shirt after all.


• Another seasonal search hit is "Santa's Naked Helpers" which undoubtedly went to the XXXmas Archive from 2000's Lianna Nekkid LJ Christmas.


• What did you expect to get when you used the search term "web" on Google, you twit?

That is all, time to go snuggle up to my sexy wife. Night, all.