Movie?

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The return of The Friday Five, after a long bout of lameness…

1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be? I’m Not Old, Dammit!
2. What songs would be on the soundtrack? A lot of 80s schlock and modern techno-esque stuff
3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why? Live-action, because I’m not a cartoon
4. Casting: Who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc? I’m gonna have to go with Keanu Reeves, just because I can’t imagine a less expressive actor and it amuses me. Family? Friends? Don’t make me think too hard.
5. Describe the movie preview/trailer. Lots of hyperactive colors, cut-scenes of speeding cars and random flashes of military bases and three-legged dogs.