Sims

[andysocial]

Played some more Sims this weekend, after avoiding it as if it were heroin. Maybe crack. Anyway, after much wasted time, I realized the logic behind the game is bizarre. The burglar has this magic bag, which he uses to hold his ill-gotten gains. This guy can throw a lamp, big-screen TV, and a damned chair in that thing and still toss it over his shoulder like Santa Claus. WTF?

And why don't these morons get to have weekends off? What kind of life involves 7-day work weeks?

Comments

[kittles.livejournal.com]

Amen!!! The weekend thing was so frustrating to me. My happy meter would be low if I constantly worked 7-day weeks too!

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

My life has, since April 14th. Sometimes I'm convinced you were far smarter than I.

Sims vs. Army

[andysocial]

Let's see, since you've been "away" I've been to Tampa, DC, and I'm heading to DC again next week. I'm going to Hawaii in September and again in October (although the second trip may turn into a San Diego trip instead).

Yep, I'm smarter than you. :-)

Hope you get back soon, bud. I'm finally going to send that package I picked up in May this week...

Re: Sims vs. Army

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

... ahhh. The mystery package. Still wondering what that is. Let's play 2000 Questions. Is it American made?

Question #1

[andysocial]

yes

Question #2

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Is it something I would use in the course of my professional duties?

Re: Question #2

[andysocial]

No

Question #3

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Is it something you sell at your online store?

Answer #3

[andysocial]

No

Question #4

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Shit.

Is it an item of apparel?

Answer #5

[andysocial]

No

Question #6

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

This is killing me. Is it consumable?

Answer #6

[andysocial]

Yes

Question #7

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Is it a food item?

Answer #7

[andysocial]

No

Question #8

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Is it drinkable?

Re: Question #8

[andysocial]

Nope

Question #9

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Is it a health product? (I can't imagine this, but...)

Re: Question #9

[andysocial]

NO!

Question #10

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Is Gary a damn sadistic bastich?

Re: Question #10

[andysocial]

Hey, you're the one that wanted to play 20 questions.

ROFL

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Riiiiiiiight. I'm just terminally curious why you don't want to tell me what it is.

Re: ROFL

[andysocial]

Not much of a gift if you know what it is before you open it.

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

Right on. I'll just wait patiently for the next month.

Re: Question #8

[c-feightner.livejournal.com]

ha ha, I know,...neeners...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

[alparrott.livejournal.com]

I'll give you twenny bucks, you tell me.

[tiggerparadise.livejournal.com]

dude the sims are great, it is heroin, lol...the burgular is funny, lol, you need the expansion packs...you can get claire the bear to come eat your trash...lol im an addict, my family members are made in images of ppl who piss me off, lol, i like killing them

The first hit is free

[andysocial]

Thinking of the expansion packs makes the heroin metaphor even better.

What are they up to now, 6 packs? So, you spend $40 for the game, then $25 per expansion pack? This is like a subscription service.

Re: The first hit is free

[tiggerparadise.livejournal.com]

livin large, house party, hot date, vacation...and then in september unleashed....its 30 bucks for expansion packs...i only paid for livin large and original sims, lol, the rest i've suckered someone into buyin it for me....its addictive, i enjoy killing my mini-sim ppl that resemble the ppl who annoy me

Re: The first hit is free

[andysocial]

The fact that you like killing off your Sims is a bit disturbing, Jess.

Re: The first hit is free

[tiggerparadise.livejournal.com]

thanks but its nicer then murdering the person for real, lol