Krispy Kreme

From The Onion

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts Described To Sioux City Relatives SIOUX CITY, IA—At a family reunion Monday, Phillip and Melissa DiResta of Orlando, FL, attempted to convey the taste, texture, and general deliciousness of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to their Sioux City relatives. "They're doughnuts, but not, like, doughnut-doughnuts," Phillip told second cousin Jon Colangelo. "They're not like the cakey, Dunkin' Donuts kind, but more like, you know, the ones that are more like bread, only fried or glazed or something." Over the course of the next 10 minutes, Melissa cited nearly a dozen other popular pastries for comparative purposes, prompting Colangelo to express hope that a Krispy Kreme outlet would one day open in Sioux City.

While I was in Omaha, I finally had the opportunity to partake in what has been described as a near-orgasmic experience, akin to the ambrosia of the gods made dough. Um, I don't get it. They're just light donuts with double glazing. Seriously, I'd rather have an apple fritter.
Although, the chocolate-cherry cream filling was quite nice. :-)

Userpics and boobies

Now, this is unexpected. For the first time in over a year, the "Lianna" directory isn't getting the most traffic on my site. While I have a directory dedicated to storing the pictures of naked people from last Christmas, that only got 3.29% of the traffic in the past 2 weeks. The directory holding the userpics I've designed for userpics and iconrequests, on the other hand, has served up 36.61% of the bytes this fortnight.

Who would have thought: people want animated pictures of Gwen Stefani more than they want nekkid boobies. Amazing!