Cars

If you can get your car up to 49 in a 55 zone, why can't you eke out those extra few miles per hour? This has got to be the most annoying type of "slow" driver on the road - the one who is nearly at the speed you'd like to go. On a freeway, I'd just jump to the fast lane, but on these two-lane roads around here, I'd have to get up to 90 to pass this putz before I got creamed by the next redneck farm truck passing the other direction.

Faux News

I shouldn't be surprised that Fox News has Oliver North as a military correspondent, should I? I mean, with a White House that appointed Ollie's boss to head DARPA, why should having a convicted felon as a military expert on the news be a shock? Oh, sure, both convictions were overturned on appeal, but still - wouldn't it be a good idea to avoid hanging out with people who are proud of lying to Congress?