Short!

[andysocial]

I'm so short, I had to rappel out of bed this morning.
I'm so short, I walk under closed doors.
I'm so short, I have to look up to see my boots.
I'm so short, I could trip on a dime.
I'm so short, I need a stepladder to get in my car.

This list of bad "short jokes" comes to you courtesy of a very happy soon-to-be former soldier. Woohoo!

Comments

[whorylori.livejournal.com]

So where are you? No posts in your LJ for awhile now - miss you!

Just a wanderer...

[andysocial]

I'm out in the city of Lost Angels right now, but heading home by the end of the week. Got a hot woman waiting for me, so even getting out of San Angelo isn't that important in comparison. :-)

Not to worry, I'll be updating more frequently when I'm done moving and such.

Re: Just a wanderer...

[whorylori.livejournal.com]

Ok glad to hear you are ok....even better to hear about the hot woman :)

Have a great Valentine's Day & have fun moving.