Urinal Etiquette

[andysocial]

I've noticed a rather disturbing trend at my new place of employment. There are a few men there who are disregarding proper urinal etiquette. We have 3 in a row, and a few times I've entered the restroom soon after another gentleman. He looks at the three possible options, and stops at the center one.

Now, all men know this is inappropriate behavior. For the women in the group, you must, when possible, leave an open urinal between you and any other man. You must not make eye contact, and you shall not speak while peeing. This is the law of the urinal.

Comments

Re: Mmmm...Beefgazing...

[andysocial]

Hey, you're allowed to beefgaze, but it's verboten at the urinal.

Checking all packages, please!

[ex-enygma701.livejournal.com]

So would it make the guys taking leaks feel uncomfortable if I somehow managed to meander in there to get a glance at the goods?

Hehheh...I'm so dirty