Stupid Football Season

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The insanity that afflicts this country over sports never ceases to amaze, amuse, and annoy me. Here in Varsity Blues Country, the local radio stations play high school football every Friday evening, requiring me to flip over to my personal music collection (15000 MP3 tracks as of this morning) or just listen to the air conditioning. And now, I'm ready to watch the Simpsons and King of the Hill, when what do I see? 9 minutes remaining in the fourth quarter. Knowing what little I do about football, I know that the "9 minutes" in football time equates to something like all damned night in regular clock time. Hopefully they'll still play Family Guy anyway.

Stupid steroid-laced men in tights. Grumble grumble.

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